- McDonald’s “Big Arch” Review: Bland & Disappointing
by Mikey Does
Date Reviewed: 03/09/26 Mikey State: Mild High Bought From: McDonald’s via Doordash Upon first glance the Big Arch looks impressive for something coming out of a McDonald’s. The fluffy seed bun. The white cheese. The sauce. Less greasy than the quarter pounder by far (maybe I just got lucky?). Bun quality is much better than…
- Häagen-Dazs Coffee Ice Cream Review
by Mikey Does
Date Reviewed: 12/2/25 Mikey State: Stoned Bought From: Walmart First off I like the fact that there’s a plastic peel off lid underneath the top, though I’d prefer paper. Smells like sweet coffee, very familiar if you’ve had coffee ice cream before. The ice cream is easy to spoon. Soft how you’d expect from a…
- Monster Energy Nitro Super Dry Review
by Mikey Does
Date Reviewed: 12/3/2025 Mikey State: High Bought From: Casey’s General Store Opened can up, and to my surprise it didn’t bubble out everywhere like a lot of “nitro” products. So far so good. Smells of citrus. Mainly getting an orange, grapefruit-esque zesty fragrance. Poured out it looks radioactive. A Shrek-like Nickelodeon-slime looking drink. This would…
- Casey’s “Happyness by the Pint: Peanut Butter Me Up” Ice Cream Review
by Mikey Does
Date Reviewed: 11/22/2025 Mikey State: Stoned Bought From: Casey’s General Store First thing I notice is that upon opening the lid, there’s a paper peel off top. I didn’t expect this from Casey’s General Store ice cream. I appreciate this, as it ensures nobody has licked the top (like that gross old internet trend)… Diving…
- Ben & Jerry’s Caramel Chocolate Cheesecake Review
by Mikey Does
Date Reviewed: 11/15/2025 Mikey’s State: Stoned From Walmart. Upon the first bite I taste the incredibly sweet caramel cheesecake ice cream base. The cheesecake chunk, and ice cream base together, followed by a scoop of the chocolate cookie became my ideal order of scoopage. The cheesecake is in dense chunks tough to spoon through but…
- Website Launched!
by Mikey Does
Mikeydoes.com is officially live as of late yesterday, November 13th. I have thought about making a website for years and decided to finally just launch the one I was working on with whatever I have on here for my 30th birthday. I had no plans to celebrate, so why not lol. There are some old…
- Coca-Cola Orange Cream Review
by Mikey Does
Date reviewed: 6/5/25 Mikey’s state: High Bought from GoPuff Smells like an orange cremesicle. In the opening you get a sweet somewhat orange creamsicle esque taste. It’s not nearly as good as the smell would lead you to believe.. Slight vanilla coke vibe. Following this comes the carbonation, accompanying the taste of a regular coke,…
- Reese’s Peanut Butter Ice Cream Review
by Mikey Does
Date reviewed 6/4/2025 Mikey’s state: Stoned Bought from GoPuff First thoughts judging from the looks of ice ice cream itself were that it’d be a bad quality ice cream. It has that cheap Great Value or Breyers look, that airy cheap almost watery look. Turns out it’s mediocre. The peanut butter flavor is just okay….
- Snak Club Tajin Chili and Lime Peach Rings Review
by Mikey Does
Date reviewed: 6/5/2025 Mikey’s state: High Bought from GoPuff After reviewing Snak Club’s Mango Chili Slices I had high expectations for these peach rings. I went in thinking they would actually use peaches in the product. I was disappointed to find out that peaches are nowhere to be found on the ingredients list. These are…
- Baskin Robbins Cotton Candy Review
by Mikey Does
Date reviewed: 6/4/2025 Mikey’s state: Stoned Bought from Gopuff Opening the lid you notice those great colors, blue and pink. It looks delicious. First bite in, something seems wrong. I thought this was cotton candy flavor? I suppose you could say that, if the only flavor you wanted was sugar. This just tastes like sweet…
- Snak Club Chili Mango Review
by Mikey Does
Date reviewed: 6/4/2025 Mikey’s state: High Bought From GoPuff Dark orange in color, a good amount of mango in the bag. Upon taking the first bite I was in love with these. The chili flavor is really quite good, and they pack a kick. Not too hot to where you need a drink. But hot enough…
- Sprite + Tea Review:
by Mikey Does
Date reviewed: May 25, 2025 Mikey’s state: Sober Bought a 20oz bottle from Walmart. First of all, the carbonation is spot on. A nice crisp bite. Seems more carbonated than a regular Sprite. The taste is pretty good. The lemon-tea flavor comes immediately after the bite, tasting similar to a Brisk Lemon Iced Tea. The…
- Mountain Dew Baja Cabo Citrus Review
by Mikey Does
Date reviewed: May 11, 2025 Mikey’s state: Sober Bought a 20oz bottle from Walmart. Tastes like orange flavored Baja. Drinks smooth; this bottle feels less carbonated as is the case with regular Baja Blast that I’ve purchased from Walmart. Has a darker orange color. Has the same sort of “bite” as Baja Blast, meaning the…
Date Reviewed: 03/09/26 Mikey State: Mild High Bought From: McDonald’s via Doordash Upon first glance the Big Arch looks impressive for something coming out of a McDonald’s. The fluffy seed bun. The white cheese. The sauce. Less greasy than the quarter pounder by far (maybe I just got lucky?). Bun quality is much better than…
Date Reviewed: 12/2/25 Mikey State: Stoned Bought From: Walmart First off I like the fact that there’s a plastic peel off lid underneath the top, though I’d prefer paper. Smells like sweet coffee, very familiar if you’ve had coffee ice cream before. The ice cream is easy to spoon. Soft how you’d expect from a…
Date Reviewed: 12/3/2025 Mikey State: High Bought From: Casey’s General Store Opened can up, and to my surprise it didn’t bubble out everywhere like a lot of “nitro” products. So far so good. Smells of citrus. Mainly getting an orange, grapefruit-esque zesty fragrance. Poured out it looks radioactive. A Shrek-like Nickelodeon-slime looking drink. This would…
Date Reviewed: 11/22/2025 Mikey State: Stoned Bought From: Casey’s General Store First thing I notice is that upon opening the lid, there’s a paper peel off top. I didn’t expect this from Casey’s General Store ice cream. I appreciate this, as it ensures nobody has licked the top (like that gross old internet trend)… Diving…
Date Reviewed: 11/15/2025 Mikey’s State: Stoned From Walmart. Upon the first bite I taste the incredibly sweet caramel cheesecake ice cream base. The cheesecake chunk, and ice cream base together, followed by a scoop of the chocolate cookie became my ideal order of scoopage. The cheesecake is in dense chunks tough to spoon through but…
Mikeydoes.com is officially live as of late yesterday, November 13th. I have thought about making a website for years and decided to finally just launch the one I was working on with whatever I have on here for my 30th birthday. I had no plans to celebrate, so why not lol. There are some old…
Date reviewed: 6/5/25 Mikey’s state: High Bought from GoPuff Smells like an orange cremesicle. In the opening you get a sweet somewhat orange creamsicle esque taste. It’s not nearly as good as the smell would lead you to believe.. Slight vanilla coke vibe. Following this comes the carbonation, accompanying the taste of a regular coke,…
Date reviewed 6/4/2025 Mikey’s state: Stoned Bought from GoPuff First thoughts judging from the looks of ice ice cream itself were that it’d be a bad quality ice cream. It has that cheap Great Value or Breyers look, that airy cheap almost watery look. Turns out it’s mediocre. The peanut butter flavor is just okay….
Date reviewed: 6/5/2025 Mikey’s state: High Bought from GoPuff After reviewing Snak Club’s Mango Chili Slices I had high expectations for these peach rings. I went in thinking they would actually use peaches in the product. I was disappointed to find out that peaches are nowhere to be found on the ingredients list. These are…
Date reviewed: 6/4/2025 Mikey’s state: Stoned Bought from Gopuff Opening the lid you notice those great colors, blue and pink. It looks delicious. First bite in, something seems wrong. I thought this was cotton candy flavor? I suppose you could say that, if the only flavor you wanted was sugar. This just tastes like sweet…
Date reviewed: 6/4/2025 Mikey’s state: High Bought From GoPuff Dark orange in color, a good amount of mango in the bag. Upon taking the first bite I was in love with these. The chili flavor is really quite good, and they pack a kick. Not too hot to where you need a drink. But hot enough…
Date reviewed: May 25, 2025 Mikey’s state: Sober Bought a 20oz bottle from Walmart. First of all, the carbonation is spot on. A nice crisp bite. Seems more carbonated than a regular Sprite. The taste is pretty good. The lemon-tea flavor comes immediately after the bite, tasting similar to a Brisk Lemon Iced Tea. The…
Date reviewed: May 11, 2025 Mikey’s state: Sober Bought a 20oz bottle from Walmart. Tastes like orange flavored Baja. Drinks smooth; this bottle feels less carbonated as is the case with regular Baja Blast that I’ve purchased from Walmart. Has a darker orange color. Has the same sort of “bite” as Baja Blast, meaning the…